Caller: When is the Solar Eclipse?
Chamber: The best part starts around 2:30 pm.
Caller: On a Monday?!
Chamber: Yes?
Caller: But that’s a school day!
Chamber: Yes?
Caller: You need to change it!
Chamber: You… You want me to change the solar eclipse?
Caller: Yes!
Chamber….
Caller: …
Chamber: I can’t do that.
Caller: You don’t care about the kids! I thought you were the chamber?!
Chamber: Ma’am I can’t change the solar eclipse. I don’t –
Caller: *hangs up*
Chamber: What just happened?